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  Titane 2021

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  We watched Titane at home and it had me out of my seat, hands covering my face, for most of it. I recieved a large amount of psychic damage from watching this movie, as well as a call about my cars extended warrantee.

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  Beyond Skyline 2017

  ★★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  This movie rips. You've got aliens ripping peoples brains out, a deadbeat cop with a dead wife and a chip on his shoulder, and a whole lot of goo. It seeks every opportunity to ramp up the insanity, and by the end of this movie you get to see a giant alien suplex another giant alien.

  It's a terribly knitted ugly Christmas sweater I would proudly wear to the office Holiday Party. You ~could~ pull at every loose thread (of…

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  Chicken Run 2000

  ½ Watched 04 Feb 2023

  I ran out of the theater crying when I was 4 years old. Not the best experience

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  Vampire's Kiss 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  I had no idea I was watching Vampires Kiss, i had never seen Vampires Kiss, and I had never watched an after hours movie in a real theatre before.

  Suffice to say I was delighted. Nicholas Cage is absolutely unhinged, and the vibes were excellent. Happy birthday Sean :)

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