12PackofSalt

12PackofSalt

YOU CANT WAKE UP IF YOU DONT FALL ASLEEP

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Favorite films

  • The Martian
  • The Road to El Dorado
  • Lupin the Third: The Mystery of Mamo
  • Evil Dead II

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  • Hotel Transylvania 2

    ★★★

  • Avatar

    ★★★½

  • Hotel Transylvania

    ★★★★

  • Monsters University

    ★★★★½

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  • Hotel Transylvania

    Hotel Transylvania

    ★★★★

    when i had a kindle fire before a smartphone this is the only movie i ever purchased to keep on there but you could only watch it if you were connected to wifi so 1) what is the point and 2) that’s just how much i loved this movie as a kid I guess

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    ★★★½

    Dream Scenario is built of very small, uncomfortable moments brought on by a very large and weirdly intimate phenomenon. Small moments like these are what dreams make feel otherworldly huge. Our dreams force us to ask the nagging questions like, is my partner cheating on me? What would I do if a stranger broke into my home? What are my desires, my fantasies, my goals? The biggest question I am asking though, is why was this film was edited like a tumblr gifset ?

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  • Love and a .45

    Love and a .45

    ★★★★★

    maybe it’s cuz im so sick i cant see and everything hurts but this is like the best movie of all time. idk how explicit you can get on letterboxd but every time dinosaur bob was on screen i was so [redacted] that I couldn’t  move i just want to [redacted ] his [redacted] until he’s [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]. fuck that was so much fun and the score was so silly and the dialogue so edible i want it in my own mouth. i need to go lie down nobody read this til i come back and can write coherently

  • Lupin the Third: The Mystery of Mamo

    Lupin the Third: The Mystery of Mamo

    ★★★★★

    The Mystery of Mamo is my favourite Lupin film, because at its centre, it has the one most important thing in the franchise that other entries in the series don’t have. This isn’t a cool heist, silly gadgets, cartoony gags or a killer soundtrack, which all are things that definitely have come to be known about Lupin, and also are featured in this film. The theme that is most central to Lupin the Third is love. Yes, Lupin the Third…