18, he/it
major old sci fi enthusiast, world's lousiest movie critic
my fifth favorite is first blood. four is not enough
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Coming Out 2020
oh my god. almost cried. it's so cute. genuinely i mean i sat with tears in my eyes. i'm not the type to watch shorts, but it's a quick and easy log, good on my attention span. two minutes. even i can manage that. it was so touching, maybe because i can relate. i'm gonna. sort of use this as my official coming out post. to the two or so people that i know in real life and follow me…
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The Godfather Part II 1974
it's not shit i just didn't understand anything💔 i have such a shitty attention span
michael creeps me out btw. he reminds me a bit too much of my dad is that bad
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John Wick 2014
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why would u do that to a grieving man and his dog that's so fucked up oh my god are u slow
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Constantine 2005
i need more films with keanu having a personal problem with the devil himself
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