Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Trek: First Contact 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Apr 2022

  happy holidays

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  Luca 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Aug 2021

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Popular reviews

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  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Apr 2021

  If Criterion were really interested in being taken seriously they’d remaster this.

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  Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2021 2

  I am upset that it took me so long to see this for a number of reasons...

  1. It’s fucking RAD
  2. It’s really such a beautifully shot film that it begs to be seen in theaters
  3. I, like many, didn’t support it at the time, so a franchise never materialized 
  4. I, like many, did support Disney’s Pirates instead (honestly, will god forgive us?)
  5. It’s fucking RAD (bears repeating)
  6. I’ve missed out on the opportunity to make a “lesser of two weevils” joke for the past five presidential elections

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