Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  i'm-not-a-homosexual-i-just-have-sex-with-men ass movie. 
  despite me having to watch a fat suited sebastian stan as trump getting lipo, this was a very visually beautiful film.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  if i were a cardinal i'd have a nicotine addiction too

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  never trusting anyone who asks me to try their secret sauce after this one. autistic robpat just dropped???

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 May 2024

  third set. the lines are beautiful. the depth of field. art getting cucked. it's beautiful. it's stellar. god. i will be seeing this again. thank you cineclub membership