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Recent reviews

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  Plankton: The Movie 2025

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  This movie’s hilarious.

  It doesn’t save the franchise, no, but it’s short and funny enough to work.

  Karen being the villain this time around and the surface world being utilized to great effect is perfect.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I hate that this thing has Mr. Peanut plastered all over it and is yet another butchering of a book.

Popular reviews

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  Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  ½ Added

  I don't know what I'm internally done with more.
  Marvel movies, Taika Waititi, Disney or the fans of these three things.

  I'm just disappointed better movies are being shoved aside for it.

  Update: my parents turned off this movie and watched Disney's remake of Pinocchio - which is a damning condemnation of this movie's staying power when an even worse movie has to supplant it.

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  Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022

  ½ Watched 29 May 2022

  This is, with no exaggeration, not a movie. This is instead Kiki Layne's Hello Beautiful article talking about how Ellie Steckler empowers women. This is Where's Waldo for Youtube algorithms. This is 97 minutes of Disney metasturbating all over the place until its back gives out.

  I honestly thought we were past Space Jam 2, or Ready Player One, or Seltzer and Friedberg/2000s gritty fairy tale reference humor.

  I thought we all groaned when the 50th Deadpool knockoff started complaining…