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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 May 2024

  I want to thank Luca Guadagnino for finally fulfilling my dreams of being a tennis ball getting smashed between two of the sweatiest bisexual twinks to ever live.
  Soundtrack slapped so hard, nearly as hard as the guy sat next to me in the cinema who couldn't stop moaning.
  Challengers proved that it's not always about your cheating wife, sometimes it's about the ex friends we have sexual tension with that manifests in tennis that we made along the way.
  Overwhelmed positively - I would definitely let zendaya spit on me and then let her shag my brains out

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  Maze Runner: The Death Cure 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 02 Dec 2023

  Joaquin phoenix perfectly embodies your average french person despite the American accent, with major mummy issues, a dislike of foreigners, and the social skills of a toddler.
  Historical accuracy went right out the window on this one- was whelmed
  Was entertaining to watch but it felt like the movie couldn't decide whether it was there for factual recount or entertainment value

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  A Wedding for Christmas 2018

  ½ Watched 07 Dec 2023

  If I had a wish tree, I'd wish for this film to have never been made. The main lead should have wished for a personality instead of eternal Christmas and her sister should have wished to be an only child

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