Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  a triple gooberry sundae would heal me . also they should've made spongebob the manager bc after he didn't get it he had to show goofy goober ' s the dark side of alcohol . anyways this is the greatest feat of cinema to ever grace this earthly plain . this is peak . big fan of the bob .

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Feb 2025

  police brutality 😭

Popular reviews

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  bitch it's a christmas movie . also his ass did not die hard .

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  this is like helter skelter for white people

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