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Recent reviews

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  The Guilty 2021

  ★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Hey, remember The Call? The dispatcher thriller with Halle Berry? That's a good movie. It's paced well, the characters are compelling, and it doesn't spiral into a pit of misery.

  Anyway, what movie am I supposed to be talking about here?

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  Vernon, Florida 1981

  ★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Trump voters 👎

Popular reviews

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  The King 2019

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  The first of these stars goes directly to Robert Pattinson. The second star goes to the mud. The third star shall be divided among everyone else.

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  Saturday Night 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Halfway through the movie, my TV died. Jason Reitman, I hold you and your major motion picture responsible for this tragedy. You owe me $5000 for a new TV. I was forced to buy a 98" OLED because of you, Jason Reitman. And also a new surround sound system. DM me, Jason Reitman, I will have justice.

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