Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Boondock Saints 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Put it on for Shits and Giggles and turned out to be The Shit. By far one of the most entertaining films I’ve seen this year. It also helps that Willem Dafoe is in this film, both gay and homophobic at the same time.

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  Tarot 2024

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Closes thing were ever gonna get to it so. Welcome to the world Balatro horror film.

Popular reviews

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  Army of the Dead 2021

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  If I had a nickel for every time I saw Ella Pernell be in an apocalypse version of Las Vegas, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s strange that it’s gonna happen twice. Now I’m gonna go eat some lobster rolls.

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  Cube 1997

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  There’s Six doors to every room, and every room either having or not including a Trap. Meaning 50/50 you die or not, and 16.7% chance you pick the correct door out of the six. So I’d put it all on Red, man I love Gamblers Luck.