Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  for the record: I fucking hated this, but it also made me laugh so hard I fell off the chair. my ratings officially don’t matter anymore

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025 2

  didn’t vibe with the first two but luckily I watched this with my dear friend Dani from our high school years, we had an injustifiable amount of shots of Fireball and watched this all the way through and ended up agreeing that this goes unreasonably hard

  Jim Carrey may have peaked with this one for me, and The Chemical Brothers dance scene is capslock KINO all the way through. Martin Scorsese ✋🤓🤚 absolute cinema moment ngl

Popular reviews

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  NOT THE THOM YORKE ANIMA NEEDLE DROP WHILE SHE’S PLANTING VEGETABLES WITH THE HOMELESS BOY 😭😭😭😭😭

  watching this alone on a Wednesday night with a kfc bucket for two (I was hungry) has got to be the most “unemployed friend on a weekday” thing I’ve ever done

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024 3

  🏠🏠🏠 COME HOOOME 🏠🏠🏠

  🫖🫖🫖 THE KETTLE’S WHISTLIIING 🫖🫖🫖

  ❤️ MY HEART’S A GHOST LIMB REACHING 👻

  ⭐️🔥⭐️ STARBURNED AND UNKIIIIIISSED 🚫💋🚫

  - very happy this film exists and eternally grateful for the Caroline Polachek song I’ve had on repeat for the past 5 months. Last time I cried like this in the cinema was First Man (2018) but I was quite high then so it kinda doesn’t count?