Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  back at again proving that it's possible to love a movie with all your heart even when you don't know what the fuck is going on

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  Flowers in the Attic 2014

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Cloud 9 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Oct 2022

  my ideal body weight is luke benward on top of me. he's TOO sexy all the back and forth and bickering between him and dove cameron is so hot for zero reason. wish i had an athletic bone in my body so he could train me and we'd inevitably fall for each other and he'd kiss me like that.... but anyways this is a CHILDREN'S movie??? this shit rated PORN. i say this as disrespectfully as possible give me 5 minutes with will behind the trees that's ALL i need

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  Desire 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Sep 2022

  i want johnny knoxville to direct me. preferably in a sexual scenario in which he is also in front of the camera. but you didn't hear it from me