Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  What did I just watch… no seriously what did I just watch? How did they make a 1 hour 40 minute movie where not a single thing happens!? I feel like every single stone was left unturned, I didn’t learn anything about anyone about anything. Also the cgi… golly gee… It was fun though bc my gf was with me making jokes.

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  Clue 1985

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Feb 2025 1

  I’m going to go home and sleep with my wife😎

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Oct 2024 1

  Oh my god Kathryn looks so good in this movie I love MILFs! Also when are we getting another Benoit Blanc movie!? I need it now please!

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  The Count of Monte Cristo 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2023 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.