Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Revenge 2017

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  unheard of levels of bad tattoo(s) on leather tan skin

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  My Cousin Vinny 1992

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  hate to be too woke but why is the only joke that he’s italian american and it’s not directed by scorsese or anything it’s by some english guy

Popular reviews

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  Funny Games 1997

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jun 2024

  letting a man with shorts that short do this to you is embarrassing

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Nov 2024 2

  i showed john like 20-30 minutes of this, mostly the start, when the facehuggers melt and the ending, and he was on his laptop not watching yet still logged it with a star rating so i am too despite the obvious letterboxd fraud