Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie as the Island Princess 2007

  ★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  aggressively blue eyes everywhere i look

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  Jaws 1975

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  this happened on doctor odyssey

Popular reviews

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  The Heist Before Christmas 2023

  ½ Watched 24 Dec 2023

  ??????? what was the plot/point ???????

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  Matt Rife: Natural Selection 2023

  ★ Watched 15 Nov 2023

  if he wasn’t ‘attractive’ i doubt he’d be this popular. boring, overdone, drawn out jokes. smiled a bit but no laughs. got so preachy about social media towards the end which annoyed me, and i thought the opening was weirdly misogynistic. lay off women, bro, they’re the ones paying your bills.