Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Smiley Face 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Crazy to think cinema peaked 18 years ago and it will never be this good again

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  Zola 2020

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  This is my Odyssey

Popular reviews

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  Harvard Man 2001

  ★ Watched 10 Jul 2023

  This is what happens when a virgin Boston U student who tripped for the first time as a senior in college makes a movie. Dont even get me started on the painful jump cuts and rushed dialogue. At least it suppressed my lsd appetite.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  The world may now extend its gratitude to me for the Oscar sweep. As I knelt in solemn devotion beneath my Anora poster (with reflective tinsel) last night, the heavens bore witness to my prayers. A truly magical experience to see in theaters, Baker deserved every last one of those awards—and then some. 

  In honor, an excerpt from my Philosophy 100 essay last semester:

  “It is clear that Ani’ s disillusionment is not a newfound wound, but a familiar ache, hinted…