Favorite films

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  They call it The Sixtine Chapel cause that’s how many Popes there are whispering in that bitch at any given second

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  Fast Five 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025 1

  If they redid this movie but made EVERYONE bald, you would barely notice the difference. Bc almost everyone was bald.

Popular reviews

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  Autumn in New York 2000

  ★½ Watched 30 Dec 2020 5

  richard gere said the cure for your cancer or whatever is deep within my balls

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  Picture This 2008

  ★ Watched 12 Aug 2020

  “Dad, you’re a 10” - Ashley Tisdale to the father that makes her prove her whereabouts every 30 minutes.

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