69Stonks

69Stonks

Favorite films

  • One Day
  • La La Land
  • Rango
  • Spider-Man 3

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  • Ultraviolet

    ★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Zoolander

    ★★★

  • Harry and the Hendersons

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    My only complaint about this movie is that the scene with the two naked Robert Pattinsons wasn't long enough. Idk if it's just me but maybe it could've been like two times longer. Idk maybe it would've helped the plot but it could've been like three times longer maybe. Idk it just really added to the character and story so maybe it would've been good if it was like four times longer but idk.

  • Harry and the Hendersons

    Harry and the Hendersons

    I liked everything about this movie except Harry.

    Fuck Harry.

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  • The Muppet Movie

    The Muppet Movie

    ★★★

    Big bird is an 8ft 2 horror and the most frightening thing a child should witness. As an adult now he still brings me flashbacks. His kill count is practically immeasurable.
    The muppet movie was supposedly some escapism from the cruelties of life. But merely in act 1, there he was. Back to haunt me again. To remind me I would never be safe.
    The muppets, a world of meta humour and beautiful escapism, tainted by the horrors of a…

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★½

    I should've really loved this movie.
    I love stop-motion animation, and the style (including character design) is amazing.

    I really loved the quirky almost dark parts of the film, such as it taking place in fascist Italy, with ideas of death and angels and stuff. I liked the death rabbits.

    However, I felt that the writing, pacing, and even line delivery was a little off. Firstly Pinocchio was a really annoying child, which is fine, cause its a kids movie,…

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