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  Case 39 2009

  ★★ Watched 28 Feb 2024

  Predictable but fun, didn’t abuse cgi perma, lily was played rlly well

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★ Watched 30 Jan 2024

  Don't be fooled by cinema Twitter pinning screenshots of every frame of this movie - there is nothing of value expressed in this slop.

  Made for private school virgins who have an unopened hardback of Conquest of Bread under their vape and Concerta, there is zero to take away from this movie. It is a poor man's attempt at psychosexual class commentary; 2hrs of jerking off sexless TikTok addicts who have limited edition profile pictures (start date: October 7th, end date: up to them).

  Some shots were nice, content was embarrassing.

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  Mali 2014

  Watched 31 Aug 2023

  3.6mg of poop and fent down my throat pffrt unimaxx,D

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  May 2002

  ★★★ Watched 18 Jun 2022

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