Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adventure Time: Distant Lands 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  Ha! You weird babies. That’s nothing to cry about.

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  The Big Lebowski 1998

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Irv has always fucked.
  The last 20 minutes just sorta ramble and trail off but the rest is gas

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  I’ve decided I should change career paths. I’ll make a great pope.

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  Dear Santa 2024

  ★½ Watched 26 Nov 2024

  The devil would never touch you inappropriately. What do you take him for? A close trusted relative?
  These kids FaceTime like boomers.
  This movie was cheeks. The teacher deserved it no need to coddle him. That was a truly absurd ending.

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