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Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Ready or Not
  • The Crow
  • The Wild Robot

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  • The Dead Don't Die

    ★½

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • Heart Eyes

    ★★★★

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  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    ★½

    I spent half the movie bored and the slightly engaged other half figuring out what the tone of this movie was even supposed to be.

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate

    ★★★½

    Terminator 6: Terminator 3
    (Terminator 3 number 3)

    The Third, "Third Terminator Film". Yet the sixth in the franchise.

    At least this time they remembered what a Terminator film's about - I have a good time with it, despite being forever mixed on the opening.
    But hey. If you want to say Terminator 3 + Salvation ain't canon, and the previous movie that said those ones aren't canon also isn't canon...at some point you're gonna have to just roll with…

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    Sticks the landing for the most part - funny, silly, but balancing the tone of silly and serious whilst trying to be self aware isn't something it always succeeds in doing.
    Doesn't feel like it gets in as deep into its whacky concept as it should, which could have helped it a lot.
    However - I still had a lot of fun with it!

  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★★★★

    X- A secretly super deep film about the inevitability of one day growing too old, and fulfilling your purpose in life.
    Pearl- A unique character study
    MaXXXine- One of the most stylish and badass thrillers I've seen in a LONG time. Holy fuck that energy.

    This disjointed "trilogy" will go down as one of the best underdogs of the 2020s.

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