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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
yaaay 2D animati- holy shit is that art director nick cross.
im sad there was Girl Porky Pig With Human Hair And A Bow but at least she had a personality
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Die Another Day 2002
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
we surfed our way into north korea. we kill an asian guy then hit a bell like a gong when he dies. james pretends to have a heartattack to escape. racefaking technology. sneaking behind people in an invisible car. giant space laser. bad cgi. driving with a car upside down and using the ejector seat to flip you back up. drop a chandelier on a guy. unnessacary slow motion.
why did amazon call this "understated"
its not a good movie.…
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The Big Heat 1988
another sunday on fire win. elevator shaft sequence. multiple explosions. guy dies and gets decapitated by coincidence after the fact. they throw a child at someone. gay sexual tension blackmail in a sauna. sunglass attachment to normal glasses. a girl crushes someone with her car. a man pinballs between various cars and off a bridge. get knocked down, get back up again.
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