1/2 porn, 1/2 extended sketch comedy
acting is really really great and i think that carries this movie. kinda a slowburn but without good suspense..? definitely nowhere near good enough to win an oscar for best picture like what 😭 maybe they got strippers for the judges or smth
the only thing i'm really disappointed in is the powerscaling is really inconsistent and that's like the one thing i expected to be good in this kind of movie
ofc none of the human characters are interesting at all, the daughter is kinda annoying, trapper is kinda funny
pacing was ass for the whole second half but whatever
godzilla is lowk a bitch in the final fight scene kong carries which really makes no sense
holy fuck this WAS an allegory for the transatlantic slave trade
NOOOOOOOO
top 10 all time
i cant describe how much i love this movie
this is just ash getting continually fucked in the strangest ways possible
i chose a better time to watch this than i thought i did
cant believe i’ve taken so long to watch. feels like required material considering who my best friends are. also y’all all just tryna cop clementine’s drip i’m ngl i see right through you now adriana.
thought i wouldn’t like it but damn. yea the music choices were goofy but it was shot and edited so well and the acting was great and all that good stuff.
dunno how i’m gonna write an essay on it. but. glad i watched anyways.
