__RY4N__

__RY4N__

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Dune
  • The Evil Dead

Recent activity

All
  • Anora

    ★★★½

  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★★

  • American Psycho

    ★★★★

  • The Tinder Swindler

    ★½

Recent reviews

More
  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★½

    1/2 porn, 1/2 extended sketch comedy

    acting is really really great and i think that carries this movie. kinda a slowburn but without good suspense..? definitely nowhere near good enough to win an oscar for best picture like what 😭 maybe they got strippers for the judges or smth

  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★★

    the only thing i'm really disappointed in is the powerscaling is really inconsistent and that's like the one thing i expected to be good in this kind of movie 

    ofc none of the human characters are interesting at all, the daughter is kinda annoying, trapper is kinda funny

    pacing was ass for the whole second half but whatever

    godzilla is lowk a bitch in the final fight scene kong carries which really makes no sense

    holy fuck this WAS an allegory for the transatlantic slave trade

Popular reviews

More
  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★★

    NOOOOOOOO

    top 10 all time

    i cant describe how much i love this movie 

    this is just ash getting continually fucked in the strangest ways possible

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★½

    i chose a better time to watch this than i thought i did

    cant believe i’ve taken so long to watch. feels like required material considering who my best friends are. also y’all all just tryna cop clementine’s drip i’m ngl i see right through you now adriana.

    thought i wouldn’t like it but damn. yea the music choices were goofy but it was shot and edited so well and the acting was great and all that good stuff.

    dunno how i’m gonna write an essay on it. but. glad i watched anyways.

Following

13