Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  my internal monologue watching this was 
  oh my god oh my god I love this it’s so funny heartbreaking and cerebral all at once how did Jesse achieve this (#abrahamiamnotthatman) gosh its all so well written IS THAT ETHAN FROM WHITE LOTUS SEASON TWO? am I a Benji or a David tbh prob the worst parts of both TOO MUCH CHOPIN ad nauseam

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  Picture This 2025

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Let me get this straight … Simone’s character: ✅ is the eldest daughter of Indian immigrants who hate each other,
  ✅ is chaotic and messy,
  ✅ has a brilliant gay bff 
  ✅ is constantly told she’s just like her mother, ✅ has avoidant attachment 
  ✅ doesn’t think she wants to get married … 
  Prarthana Mohan I don’t recall signing away my life rights to you … 👁️ 👄 👁️

Popular reviews

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  Guess Who's Coming to Dinner 1967

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  I need Katharine Hepburn’s hand choreography and verbal delivery of ‘don’t speak Hilary, just go’ tattooed onto my retinas

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  In an alternate universe they made this movie in 1995 with De Niro instead of Giamatti and DiCaprio instead of Sessa … perhaps Joe Pesci for the five second role of Angus’ stepfather