Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Not Glen’s best performance and objectively Sydney’s worst. Still kinda camp.

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025 2

  Once I get my Austrian citizenship, it’s over for y’all.

Popular reviews

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  Paris Blues 1961

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Liked the jazz, HATED the white girl.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2024

  She said reverend MOTHER🤰🥵❤️‍🔥. Our lady jessica🧕🏻🔥☄️ served 👏cunt👏 on that 🪱wormway🪱 tonight hunty. There’s no 🌶️spice🌶️ hotter than 👠she/her⚧️ on this 💀B̶a̶r̶o̶n̶💀 I mean 🏜️barren🏜️ planet.🪐 Mary, she ain’t no virgin 🍆😳🍌 but she IS giving 📿🙏blessed🙏📿👩‍🍼madonna👩‍🍼. This 🧘‍♀️witch🧝‍♀️ rlly got me sayin AMEN. ☦️☪️✡️ The 🧿 water of life 🪬 not tha only thing that’s wet. 💦🪣🥽 Like yas diva, i’d be a 🍼boy mom👼🏻 as long as he’s the 🐭antichrist🤴🏻 i can use to orchestrate a ⚔️🤺cosmic jihad🚀🤺… oh and mama don’t get me started on the 👃🏻👁️👂🏻face 🩸💉tats 👅🩸. #slayyyy