Charlie Sparrow

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Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • The Batman
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • The Godfather Part II

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  • In the Lost Lands

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Last Breath

    ★★★½

  • Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★½

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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★★★

    Been listening to the OST including all of Hans Zimmers work he did on this movie as would a nun read scripture for the last twenty four hours. It is probably the greatest composite album ever produced for and from a movie in the history of images moving, I could not be more deadass. This movie is nothing without its music. Every time I rewatch this it floors me so violently I feel the wind knocked from my chest, HOW…

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    This is THE modern classic in every way. I can count all the movies I’ve ever seen that I like more than David Fincher’s The Social Network on two hands. A scarcely decorated yet all the more intense likeness of success and the cupidity of power in its earliest stages, Zuckerberg is the snide villain and clairvoyant hero of his own story all at once. Each of these two personas being their own enrapturing forces of nature to watch duke…

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  • In the Lost Lands

    In the Lost Lands

    A visual atrocity, I could not be less hyperbolic if I tried. I mean the rest of it is bad, but at least by a typical standard of badness, however this movie treated my eyeballs about as nicely as would a gallon of extra thick bleach. Feels like something you’d see a billboard for in GTA as opposed to an actual movie made for actual humans and yet here I am having set fire to 2 hours of my life…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Cinema faces a lot of issues at the moment from a discourse point of view, and one of its biggest ones is people expecting things from movies who never advertised those things in the first place. In laments terms, Bong Joon Ho is allowed to have a bit of fun if he wants to. Parasite wasn’t a stencil, it was an achievement. And in my opinion, so was this movie. Offers a darkly witty perspective on colonialism with acting’s finest…

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  • Ne Zha 2

    Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★½

    When I heard about the highest grossing animated movie of all time that nobody had seen, it felt as though I’d found my McGuffin. The idea that a Chinese studio occupied only by domestic profit could tower over the likes of Pixar and Dreamworks in success just two movies deep into their figurehead film series captivated me, to say I’d had my eyebrow raised is a gross understatement. And after listening to a rave review from some people I follow…

  • One of Them Days

    One of Them Days

    ★★★★

    If you really think about it, this is basically just the SpongeBob movie if it was on the block. And how doesn’t love the SpongeBob movie? Seriously though, this is my favourite of the year so far and it’s not even close. Such a back to basics comedy that obsessively focuses on making you give an actual shit about its two main characters. And with the help of stupidly endearing side characters (including the one and only Katt Williams), needless…