Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bridesmaids 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  holds up! I’d actually never seen this all the way through until now and I’m kinda surprised that it’s both everything and nothing like what I expected— way smaller scope and focus than I was led to believe— and I’m not sure if I ultimately prefer that or not considering that most of my favorite scenes in this are when all the titular bridesmaids are actually together and not just… BRIDESMAID (the og title MAID OF HONOR actually fits way…

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  unbelievable that Soderbergh and Koepp managed to put out not only one but TWO of the best movies of the year (and possibly of their careers) within just a few months of each other— we’re so fucking back! more like we’re so fucking BAG! real talk— BLACK BAG fucking owns— a movie that dares to find truth in a world of lies— insanely tense, insanely funny, insanely hot— oftentimes all of the above within the same scene— taking the simple…

Popular reviews

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  Bartok the Magnificent 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2019

  bravo to Bluth for making Bartok a likable character despite being a key figure in the MASSACRE of the Romanov family

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  Runaway Brain 1995

  Watched 08 Apr 2021

  one time I went to Disney World as a kid and I got an autograph from Mickey where all he wrote was—

  “I wonder what’s gonna happen to you?”

  — and I think about that every day of my life