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Hackers 1995
Quite possibly the single dumbest film I’ve ever watched.
Acting, writing, directing, cinematography (in particular) screenplay, editing. Even the fucking soundtrack and its placement, literally NOTHING in this works.
Has some of the worst done expositions, if not the actual worst, I’ve ever seen. Some real George Lucas level of writing, but even more unnatural and spoon-fed. Has also some of the most uninteresting characters, which both them individually, and their motives, are impossible to get attached to, because its…
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The Substance 2024
Not kidding, I almost barfed.
Presents some interesting ideias and points of conflict to be portrayed, but none of them are appropriately explored to their best and full potentials, and the last, very unnecessary, 30 minutes bloat and grossly overextend this film, and obliterates what little subtlety it had for approaching said themes.
It is a very, very poorly directed, unintelligent heresy of almighty Aronofsky (may the Light always shine upon Him), with some light Wes Andersonian visual/aesthetic aspects, cobbled…
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Hitler: The Last Ten Days 1973
Never ask Obi Wan what he did during the Clone Wars
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Hitler Youth Quex 1933
Heini was a dumbass little square, snitching shitbag who fucked around and found out
Obligatory 'fuck the nazis' disclaimer
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