JL Perish

JL Perish

Extreme Horror Author. Horror/Comic/Book Collector.

Favorite films

  • Akira
  • Princess Mononoke
  • The Blob
  • Braindead

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  • The Monkey

    ★½

  • The Hills Have Eyes

    ★★★★½

  • Prince of Darkness

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★½

    I'm sorry, but it just didn't click for me. Like at all. The kills look so "2015 Blumhouse" and overly CG'd that it completely took me out of it. Like holy shit, it looked bad. Too much Joss Whedon level dialog. "Erm, so THAT just happened!" Big bummer considering how amazing Longlegs was.

    Keep in mind, I love horror comedies, but this was bad at both.

    I would love an Uncle Chip origin movie, though.

  • The Hills Have Eyes

    The Hills Have Eyes

    ★★★★½

    Brutal.

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    Yeah, this is it. This is the movie of the year. Maybe of this decade.

    A neon latex-wrapped sledgehammer straight to the dome.

    Dennis Quaid starring in this the same month that he also plays Reagan is some kind of grand irony.

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★

    Still fucking rules