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ive seen all the movies ever even the ones that just came out like 1 second ago I already saw that one

Favorite films

  • Sexy Beast
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  • Possession
  • Shallow Grave

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  • Twin Peaks

  • Eraserhead

    ★★½

  • Playmobil: The Movie

  • Blow Job

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  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★½

    it aint easy bein the lever guy on meatball planet, but its honest work

    weirdo freak movie

  • Blow Job

    Blow Job

    some people say it was a man sucking his dick

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  • The Hunted

    The Hunted

    ★½

    Get the governher on the phone right now. Call in the pronoun police and the gay-9 units. Blue hair lives matter. Queer team 6 and Oatmilk squad on standby. The only fair-trade we negotiate is with our coffee bean supplier, not with the unwoke oppressors of the people’s maoist congregation of the PNW. Activate our vegan sleeper agents, tell them we’re open for brunch, they’ll know what that means. Admiral, they’re breaking through our friendship circle by hurting our feelings,…

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    it took robert eggers only 4 movies to achieve the kind of monotony in style that wes anderson has achieved over the course of like 11 movies and 14 years.

    I vant to eat yuo out-a!

    The Grayest Story Ever Told.

    I love the kind of story where a horrible insufferable biblically evil presence descends onto a place and just makes it suck to be around, ala sexy beast of course.

    first 30 minutes has some of the most terribly enchanting vibes of a movie ever, and then it basically becomes “The Witch” but better for the rest of it.