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Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  i want that pastor at my funeral, & i will have “we gotta make like eggs & scramble” as a part of my daily vocabulary now

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  do NOT eat the 30 year old jerky from your fathers basement!!!!! trust me

Popular reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  blueberry pie, monopoly, radiohead, jar jar binks, unintentionally probably more comedic than it was meant to be

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2024

  you know what this movie brought that the first didn’t? shit stained underwear & an absurd amount of voss water

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