jo

jo

I stave away film bros with teeth and claws

Favorite films

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • I Care a Lot
  • Fight Club
  • Little Miss Sunshine

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  • Dune

    ★★★★½

  • The House of the Spirits

    ★★½

  • Mona Lisa Smile

    ★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    Let me try spice one time bro

  • The House of the Spirits

    The House of the Spirits

    ★★½

    How can one man be so evil. His long list of crimes include: rape, white supremacy, colonialism, assault, corruption, domestic abuse, Conservative party leader, slave wage capitalist and ORCHESTRATING A CIVIL WAR. Yet! we are still meant to sympathise with him! and you know what, it almost got me because Jeremy Irons and Winona Ryder are such good fucking actors, and the emotional moments really got me goddamit. Apart from that, another thing I didn't like was how Meryl Streep's…

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    had to watch this sat next to my parents holding back THICK TEARS with them going 'golly that was a bit strange wasn't it??' YOU DONT GET IT SHUT UUP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPP. what can I say about this movie that has not already been said. idec I love this movie so much and the cast deserved everything they got, anyone who says this film is overrated is a DIRTY LIAR DONT BE FRIENDS WITH THEM !!!

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan

    ★★★★½

    I WAS IN SHOCK OH MY THAT WAS SUCHA. FUCKING GOOD FILM. SICKENING THERE WERE NO REAL LESBIANS THOUGH

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