Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Gal Gadot’s acting was drier than my vagina at a frat party

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  The Paley Center Salutes Law & Order: SVU 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I'd just like to thank this show for helping me lock in on the stairmaster

Popular reviews

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  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2024

  that’s actually hilarious

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Aug 2023

  great, heartfelt movie with a unique animation style— definitely a must watch. some of the dialogue did make me take a second to just process it.

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