Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lilo & Stitch 2002

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  10/109 would watch again

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  The Mummy 1932

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Zein Barakat

Popular reviews

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  The Smurfs 2011

  ½ Watched 14 Sep 2020 4

  Seven Samurai
  Taxi Driver
  Once Upon A Time In The West
  Eraserhead
  Vertigo

  What do these films have in common? They PALE in comparison to the movie, nay, the film, nay, the art piece, nay the kino, nay, the sexual experience, nay the snuff film, nay, the porn film, nay, the movie that is known as The Smurfs (2011).
  The Smurfs satisfy me. They invigorate me. Sexually, they complete me.
  They are the long, dirty fingernails that scratch the itchy,…

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  Watched 15 Nov 2020

  Them sluts did it again