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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  The obese horny middle aged woman and her partner who sat next to me during this made me slightly uncomfortable

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  The Hunt 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jul 2023

  Someone kick that kids head in. Pissed me off

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  I walked into this film expecting it to be bad but in a funny way. No. That shit was straight ass. 

  Firstly the fucking audience of goofy retarded fnaf fans made me want to kill myself. I had to sit next to this 30 year old obese, smelly man who laughed and giggled whenever an Easter egg for fnaf was on screen. I nearly killed him. Everyone clapped and cheered at the end of the movie however I just wanted…

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2023

  SUBLIME!

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