Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ★★★ Rewatched 05 Mar 2025

  every indoraptor scene had me shaking in my boots.
  like the only movie with good dino horror shame other then that its ass

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Mar 2025

  In my head cannon Sick metal music plays during all the dino battles

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2023

  actually happens in movie: Ninja Turtles singing Butter by BTS while being milked for green goo.

  (sound track and animation slaps)

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  Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel 2009

  ★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  Alvin and the chipmunks sing wap by Cardi B🗣

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