Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  nothing burger… like wtf was this?

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  Cunk on Life 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  i love funny women

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 12 Oct 2024 1

  mega-suck my cock-olis was about everything and nothing… a comment on how a fascist utopian society is somehow desirable… and how we should start putting powerpoint slides in the middle of movies to help them move along like they did in the 1920s…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  visually of the best movies i’ve seen this year AND it follows the conventions of what a gothic horror is to a tee… but it’s far too long, kinda cornball [im talking about you bill and that stupid accent and HEAVY BREATHING], and just kinda pointless for an hour of it? 

  need a castle of otranto and frankenstein movie to look like this tho

  edit: i can’t stop thinking of 1. “RAW I SAID, RAW!” and nosferatus naked little skeleton on lily rose depp…

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