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a_palacioss

God made men and sent Ryan Gosling as an apology.

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • Girl, Interrupted
  • Thesis

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  • Thelma & Louise

  • The Place Beyond the Pines

  • Mulan

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  • Thelma & Louise

    Thelma & Louise

    Who’s gonna believe that? We don’t live in that kind of world, Thelma.

    Good mornin’, ladies and gentlemen this is a robbery.
    Sobrecogedora, genuina, cruda. Mi vida no volverá a ser la misma después de ver esta película. Acabé devastada,
    Can’t you tell when somebody’s hitting on you?
    I thought this was gonna be all funsies but it was in fact WRONG. I am completely devastated.

  • The Place Beyond the Pines

    The Place Beyond the Pines

    Ryan Gosling’s “hola mami” is the peak of cinema, you can’t convince me otherwise.

    Bradley Cooper during the whole movie: yassss queen give us nothing

    Didn’t like it as much I thought I would. I found myself bored for most of the film, it all seemed really bland to me. Couldn’t really connect with the characters.
    Maybe I’ll give it a chance some other time.

    P.d.: Honestly I don’t even know how yall make such funny reviews, I wish to have your creativity.

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  • And So We Put Goldfish in the Pool.

    And So We Put Goldfish in the Pool.

    “I wish a war would break out. I wish my parents would die. I wish this whole town would blow up”
    Lo que más me gusta de esta cita y lo que me resulta gracioso, es que a menudo mis amigas y yo deseamos exactamente las mismas cosas.A nosotras también nos aburre la tranquilidad, cuando esa tranquilidad se ve perturbada es cuando nos quejamos y lloramos*
    A miles de kilómetros de distancia, vivimos vidas tan distintas pero a la vez…

  • Ay, Carmela!

    Ay, Carmela!

    Viendo las reviews me he dado cuenta de que ya habían escrito esto, pero lo repito igual:
    Que viva la república y que viva Carmen Maura.

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