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The Return of the King 1980
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
As someone who loves The Hobbit version and the art style, this is really pretty hot garbage.
They forgot all about the Ents, never mentioned Faramir, awkwardly introduced Éowyn, skipped Shelob & Army of the Dead, and literally cut out all of Legolas and Gemli.
All to give us a random Sam daydream sequence and have him dick around for a half hour, “Where There’s A Whip” (which admittedly slaps and is by far the best song) and killed Théoden by having…
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