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Black Bag 2025
….OK? So Mr. and Mrs. Smith and some friends? That’s it??
Bro that was deadass just a tv movie. And such a generic ass title they might as well have called this Bang Boom. Was it well shot and well acted? Sure. Were there twist and turns? Kinda, even tho they told you who did it halfway thru the fuckin movie. Is everybody hot and steamy and full of charm? Hell yeah id lick a plate of nachos off of everybody…
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Your Monster 2024
Didnt know I needed a Gen Z Beauty and the Beast but hey this was pretty fun!
Slight but sweet, this coulda been hokey but it works cuz Tommy Dewey is hilariously charasmatic and Melissa Berrera squeezes all the empathy out of you without ever being cloying or losing her charm. Also there’s no over the top humor they treat it very much like a straightforward rom com which allows for genuine emotional moments. Some of the theater shit I…
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SNL50: The Anniversary Special 2025
Will not state the obvious cuz you will see a million publications say the same shit over and over, but this show is always gonna be uneven for better or worse, and thank god for that. Still love you boo (even if the 40th was better)
MVP’s of the weekend (including the homecoming concert)
-Eddie Murphy: Considering how chill and reserved he’s been now very pleasantly surprised he was so game and fucking killed. Still the best.
-Ana Gastayer: she…
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The Fall Guy 2024
Not as cool as Cliff Booth
Gosling and Blunt are great but charm only gets you so far when you got a so-so script that’s not as clever as it thinks it is. They got the marvel movie comedy issue where they put jokes everywhere even in high stake moments, so when everything is taken so unseriously then nothing matters and nothing is threatening. A shame cuz the story is actually not bad. It be different if this were like…
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