aarbaker

aarbaker

Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • Airplane!
  • The Princess Bride
  • Speed Racer

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  • Battle Royale

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • No Other Land

    ★★★★★

  • Chinatown

    ★★★½

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  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale

    ★★★

    Moments in battle royale that Susanne Collins' watered down rip off could NEVER have pulled off:

    Kid coming out of a fire with white eyes as he unloads his unlimited mag uzi

    Kid breakdancing to successfully dodge aforementioned uzi bullets

    Kid coding in a basketball dunking animation to his hacker program

    Surprise squirt gun

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Another bong joon-ho-me run!

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  • Cuckoo

    Cuckoo

    ★★½

    Not tallying about my university when I say Alma matters

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★½

    I heard Lynch's assistant told him that you could use surrealism to inject joy and wonder into a film instead of dread and anxiety and lynch took her out back and shot her

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