Aaron

Aaron

He didn’t give up, he got down.

Favorite films

  • Lilo & Stitch
  • The Room
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • Scooby-Doo

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  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    ½

  • Superman

  • Yu Yu Hakusho: The Movie - The Golden Seal

    ★★★★★

  • Paint Drying

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  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    ½

    The ONLY sequel that gets its dick sucked for being the same as the first movie but worse in every single way. From its use of its neutered characters, forced slapstick, lack of momentum, boring sluggish action scenes, bland shot composition, eye-rollingly AWFUL opening, one of the most boring villains of all time (I mean it), to a third rate screenplay (written by some hacks you’ve never heard of) that for some reason thinks Sean Connery’s incessant whining is pleasant. Spoiler- it isn’t. 
    The “romance” scenes (if you can call them that) between him and Elsa are cringe as fuck, 0 chemistry.

  • Superman

    Superman

    The hierarchy of power in the DC universe is about to change.

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ½

    Haha she has hot dogs instead of fingers! Isn’t that the funniest and cleverest thing EVER?! The screenwriters sure as hell thought it was! My audience and I did not. What a colossal waste of time this dumpster fire was.

  • Cringe

    Cringe

    They really made a movie about the critical drinker