Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989

  ½ Added

  The ONLY sequel that gets its dick sucked for being the same as the first movie but worse in every single way. From its use of its neutered characters, forced slapstick, lack of momentum, boring sluggish action scenes, bland shot composition, eye-rollingly AWFUL opening, one of the most boring villains of all time (I mean it), to a third rate screenplay (written by some hacks you’ve never heard of) that for some reason thinks Sean Connery’s incessant whining is pleasant. Spoiler- it isn’t. 
  The “romance” scenes (if you can call them that) between him and Elsa are cringe as fuck, 0 chemistry.

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  Superman 2025

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  The hierarchy of power in the DC universe is about to change.

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ½ Watched 12 Apr 2022

  Haha she has hot dogs instead of fingers! Isn’t that the funniest and cleverest thing EVER?! The screenwriters sure as hell thought it was! My audience and I did not. What a colossal waste of time this dumpster fire was.

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  Cringe 2019

  Added

  They really made a movie about the critical drinker