Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  This glib glorb of a creature feels like a missing piece in my life. Cant believe I took so long to watch this. Another win for Carpenter in my books (he can’t be beat).

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  The Descent 2005

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  First half had me terrified

Popular reviews

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  The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man 2024

  Watched 25 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 May 2024 1

  Messy, tense, orgasmic. 

  Picture me squirming and biting my nails while my friend chugs water in the seat next to me. Not a dry seat in the theatre I can assure you, thank you to cinema employees for your service. 

  Everything down to the final serve was captivating. Pure seduction.