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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★½ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  This film had everything it needed to succeed and hold itself in the position of a slightly decent sequel to one of the greatest movies in the last 30 years.

  It falls entirely short of that. The films plot and characters are entirely one dimensional and ridiculously predictable.

  I don't know who to blame first, but God dammit Ridley Scott just retire already!! You've made one good movie in the last 15 years.

  Denzel is excellent, but Denzel is Denzel, he's always good.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Aug 2024

  Feels like it has everything it needs to be a tense

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2024

  Spielberg they're gonna kill you brother.

  Your direction too smooth, your ability to make this while working on Schindler's List too unthinkable my brother!!!

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Sep 2023

  An oddly endearing colourful film that has a relatively straightforward story but keeps you engaged due to the authentic teenage characters who simply "ooze" everything it is to be a teenager in the TikTok generation.

  I particularly enjoyed when Michelanglo began twerking 😌

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