Omg two reviews in one day I’m really on a roll. I’m honestly not sure how to rank this just cause it’s supposed to be bad and that’s part of the joke. I do think there’s some funny jokes in there but I think some jokes just could’ve landed a bit better.
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The Santa Clause 1994
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Realizing that I don’t necessarily love Christmas movies altogether and this one is just fine. For some reason I remember it being better but the whole plot is that he just becomes Santa… Also maturing is realizing that the Step Dad (I think?) is the most sane person there. That being said would I kill Santa to take his job? Absolutely.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
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Everyone please don’t get mad at me but I just don’t think this movie lives up to the standard set by the other two. Like she’s still cute but next to gorgeous, gorgeous devours cute you know? Honestly Sam is the REAL MVP of this movie and Frodo flopped change my mind. My issue with a story like this with so many storylines is that all of them are essentially resolved by just Frodo destroying the ring. Don’t get me wrong I still really enjoyed it though, but like maybe after 8 hours of film I was getting a bit burnt out as well.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002
Okay now onto this queen. To be honest she kinda slayed and ate the other girls up. I feel like this movie and especially the fighting and action sequences feel more grand and finale like than those in the next movie. Also I think showing the effect of the ring on Frodo was shown in a way that makes you feel distraught but also wanting to root for him. But also I’m built like Gollum so what do I know
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