alexa

alexa

no longer the muff magnet supreme

Favorite films

  • Jackass Number Two
  • Scooby-Doo
  • Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
  • Cowboys

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  • Jarhead

    ★★★★

  • Presence

  • Shot Caller

    ★★½

  • Cabaret

    ★½

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  • Jarhead

    Jarhead

    ★★★★

    fire

    plenty of shirtless jake gylenhaal

  • Presence

    Presence

    genuinely the shittest horror film i've ever watched; the scariest part is at the beginning before you realise the film takes place from the POV of the ghost.

    the only star is for the fact they played covet by basement at the end. would not recommend it in the slightest.

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  • Cabaret

    Cabaret

    ★½

    interesting premise, but by far one of the most overstimulating, uncomfortable watches i think of any film i've watched. also got 'welcome' stuck in my head and i fucking hate that song

  • 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

    3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

    ★★★★★

    I can't even give a commentary on this movie; a work of art like this belongs not only in the favourites of every Letterboxd user, but its own dedicated gallery at the Louvre.

    This movie changed my life, and I will never be able to see a film that could come close to it.

    Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain is the heroin of cinema, and I am addicted.

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