Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gray Man 2022

  ★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  Someones gotten excited with their drone

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  The Tearsmith 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 May 2024

  I just do enjoy a shift film though don't I

  Plot was rushed but I also went into this thinking it was a series, was very surprised to see the hook up in the ‘first episode’ 💀 also she changed her mind from ‘I hate you’ to ‘I want you’ so quick. No hesitation there. 
  Though will say it was visually nice, he looks like someone who goes to my gym though so minus points on that, do better casting directors gosh (jk)

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Aug 2023

  Actually pretty good
  They said ‘just getting silly here’ and they weren't lying

  Honestly came for the soundtrack, that shit was so good and idk anything about TMNT lore but you can just tell thats my guy mikeys playlist, you can tell hes on that vibe
  Also didn’t expect the word ‘rizz’ to ever be immortalised in a film but they managed to use modern slang is an natural way that was enjoyable to hear.
  Idk why when they realised the fly was a mutant and they got hyped cos theyre technically cousins, I got hyped for them, I was like :D ‘oh shit!’

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  Drive 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2023

  Don't typically enjoy slow films but this was done so well, actually really impressed.
  Visually attractive with mellow pacing, finally gave my brain a rest, aside from the gore scenes which were a bit too intense for me but still enjoyable overall.
  Also completely fell in love with ryans character ad soon as I saw the scene of him carrying the sleeping child on his shoulder, omds husband when?
  Well done ryan gossy <3 loved u as ken

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