Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Final Destination 5 2011

  ★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  this was a fart. blood fart. i hate you stupid guy from the office and your girlfriend with the annoying face. ending such a cop out but i guess i liked the death montage or whatever. tony todd whyyyyy!!! also i deeply agree w papa meat’s rating of this franchise ugh

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  Final Destination 2 2003

  ★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  BRUHHHH

  this one was a real drag. like stop trying to explain everything fuckkkk what r u a bunch of fucking nerds??? 1 whole big shiny bee filled star for tony todd and a 1/2 because im saving the 0 stars for final destination 5.

Popular reviews

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  After 2019

  Watched 27 Mar 2025

  i can’t even begin to give this movie a rating. transcends the letterboxd rating system. can’t stop saying “what’re you doing tessa? learning about the stars?” in the dumbest accent i can manage. another movie to always watch with someone who has never seen it

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  Final Destination 3 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  seeing is believing 

  easily a contender for the best bad horror movie of the 2000’s, just UGHHHH so good and so gory and we drank every time someone dies or said the word death so i’m crunk rn