Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  oh I’m a sexy British spy who can cook and my gorgeous wife played by cate blanchett is begging to have sex with me. fuck off.

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  When Harry Met Sally... 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  nobody ask me why i started crying at the scene where they’re goofing around in sharper image, because i don’t know either!!

  however just after that the ceiling started crying too, so everyone had to evacuate and i finished this movie at my apartment. anyways.

Popular reviews

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  Guy Ritchie's The Covenant 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Apr 2023 1

  I’d like to know where John Kinley was on January 6th

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  Blonde 2022

  ★★ Watched 17 Sep 2022

  see, the thing about this movie is that it tried to make some big statement about how exploited she was. But my takeaway from the movie was “the ONLY thing a woman can be is exploited.” She did not have ANY agency in this film. You can’t just make a film that portrays nothing but exploitation and call it a critique of exploitation. Where was the critique?