Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blades of Glory 2007

  ★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  An entire movie made up of fake ice skating shots—long ass watch. CGI also going CRAZYYYY (so is jon heder’s hair) ⛸️❄️🧊

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  THAT FROU FROU IN THE CREDITS THOUGH ‼️😩🕊️🤝🚨

Popular reviews

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  The Devil's Rejects 2005

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2024

  i feel like this would be a carnival worker’s favorite movie

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Oct 2024

  never have i ever seen a crazier movie in my whole goddamn life oh my good heavens that movie changed me wtf THAT WAS THE MOST INSANE MOVIE EXPERIENCE EVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WILL NEVER LOOK AT A HOLLYWOOD STAR THE SAME OH MYYYYY 🥶😰

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